Wednesday, November 12, 2014

The Atomic Elbow "Only Wrestling Is Real" Shirts Available NOW!

UPDATE: Okay, so the information below basically doesn't matter because these shirts are sold out now. There my be a reprint on a different color in early 2015.

Thanks to all of you.


I had some more shirts made.

They look like this:

That's pretty great, right? RIGHT. These were made by the good people at Lehigh Valley Apparel Creations and they look really good.

Here's a close-up of the print on the front. It's on the left hand side.

I added that ruler so you can see how big it is. If you're not in the USA or Zaire, you would probably recognize that size as approximately 10.5 centimeters.

Here's what the back looks like:

It's basically the best shirt. But here's the thing. There are only 30 of them. Now, I'm not saying there won't be more later, but I am saying that there are only 30 right now and a reprint of this spectacular design is not guaranteed. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but if you want one, you should maybe get one now.

I'm going to charge $11 for these shirts, plus $4.00 shipping in the US. Is that fair? I hope that's fair. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I have to pay for envelopes. I used to just take them from work when I worked at the campus bookstore. I feel okay telling you that because they laid me off after working there for 10 years, and the envelopes I took were ones that had already been used by Cindy in the accounting department. Cindy got laid off, too. I have a job now and I like that place too much to take their envelopes. I hope Cindy is okay.

International friends, I'm sorry in advance for the ridiculous cost of shipping.

So, yeah, head on over to The Atomic Elbow online store and buy a shirt. And maybe some other stuff.