The Atomic Elbow: Issue Three

 It's done. The third issue of The Atomic Elbow is here. Hooray! This one's got some good stuff in it, including:



A live report from a recent NWA All-Stars show in Lexington Lebanon, VA by Shannon Smith,



An interview with Super Pro K.O.! creator Jarrett Williams,



An in-depth interview with the guys from The Old School Wrestling Podcast by Scott T. Holland,



An article about the time Rowdy Roddy Piper smashed a bottle on his head, written by Stewart Voegtlin and illustrated by Beaver, two of the guys from Chips & Beer Magazine (the best magazine),



A bunch of words about Smoky Mountain Wrestling's Volunteer Slam '92 Heavyweight Championship tournament, and a bunch of other awesome stuff including a comic by Tom McHenry, who either is, or should be, one of your favorite cartoonists.



Incredibly date-specific information follows: Today is Wednesday, August 29th. Tomorrow morning, I am having mouth surgery. They are going to shoot the inside of my mouth with lasers. I do not know how this will feel, but I assume "bad." Anyway, I have every intention of mailing the first orders of the third issue either tomorrow or Friday, but if I am in an incredible amount of pain, I will stay in my house watching America's Funniest Home Videos and Deadliest Warrior on Netflix. Monday is Labor Day, so the post offices will be closed. What I'm saying is that if you order tonight or tomorrow, I am going to try really hard to put this in the mail to you before the weekend, but I may not be able to because of mouth pain.

Everything is fine. Orders are shipping out within 24 hours of being received. I have a pile of envelopes and a bunch of stamps and I'm ready to send you some mail!

Now that you are armed with all of that information, go to the official Atomic Elbow online store and place your order!

Thanks!